A makeover

Blog: Dude, are you there?
Me: Am right here mate.
Blog: I need an image makeover.
Me: Why? You look real good.
Blog: I am worthless, just like you. All I do on the web is to occupy space and no one looks at me.
Me: What about my established readership?
Blog: Ahem....
Me: Ok. Here you go. My belated Diwali gift to you.
Blog: I could have done with a customised one, u dumb ass!!!